Movies

It takes something to be voted the best movie star of all time AND most irritating actor. Not sure about either but he is definitely one of the biggest names in Hollywood and not one of his movies have ever ended up in the red. he was good in Magnolia though but that was probably just great directing by Paul Thomas Anderson (who wasnt even 30 when he filmed it)

Confession: I have never been able to watch any Stanley Kubrick movie to the end.

Rage

You know if given a choice, and the alternative was having a 4 hour delay coz of one idiot, Id rather have him shoved into one of those little carts that the trolley dollys push around while they are trying to sell you overpriced tie clips and little model aircraft.

Either that or pack him up with the cargo. Do you know that some of the larger aircraft have a capsule size elevator within them to bring ppl down to the cargo hold and staff sleeping quarters?

Genius

It's been a while since I've seen such a bad idea.

Cant even begin to think of the things that could go wrong.

This on the other hand, SEEMS like a brilliant idea except for one thing. The people most likely to want to sneak beer into a function probably already have a NATURAL beer belly. What are they going to do then?

Facts

thanks for the link to Suresh, my worthy pub quiz opponent. (King Lear is set in Denmark I tell you!). More trivia for you.

Incidently, if No78 is true and I am on a a first name basis with at least 100 ppl, then at least 5 of my immediate acquaintences have something to show me the next time I see them.

Hair

I wasnt going to post this photo coz its a bit gross but when I read through his comment, I couldnt resist. Well I suppose at least he is an optimist.

And I quote;

"God has been very kind to me."

Table

In case any of you are decorating and are looking for suggestions on a dining table. Seats 5 uncomfortably.

Vodka

I fancy this kinda defeats the purpose. I mean why else would you drink except to relieve yourself of sobriety?

Anyways in Russia, where the Vodka consumes you, they obviously take their drinking very seriously. This one is for the Grey Goose fan who used to line her stomach with a tablespoon of butter before a drinking session.

Osama

One of the weirdest articles Ive seen in a while. Pictures of Osama bin Ladens' niece posing half naked. So she is using the "fame" of her uncle to gain publicity. Paris Hilton must be her hero

2005

Pictures of the year. Warning some of them relating to the tragedies and disasters are a bit traumatic

Handstand

What arse luck, your sitting down chatting with your friends and some idiot from the second floor uses u to break their fall. Of if only that girl was 1 meter to the left I would be able to put the guy up for a Darwin Award.

xmas

ok there are a few things I dont like about Christmas time.

1. is how ppl call it xmas. whats up with that?
2. xmas carols repeated over and over again ad nauseam through every PA system
3. how Christmas has become a completely commercial holiday under the guise of a religious event.

For example this whole thing about a christmas tree. There is no concept of Pine trees in this religion and yet that is the first image that springs to mind when talking about Christmas (and dont even get me started about the "white christmas" thing)

ok enough of that, im off to buy myself a xmas present :)

cute overload website in the link as a reward for reading though my rant.

Honda

I guess this ad is a follow up to the domino chain ad for the Accord that was all over the internet last year or so. quite kewl and although I drive an Italian, have to say that Honda make fantastic cars.

Also if you have the time and a fast enough connection, check out this short film. I'm guessing its a social commentary about apartheid but this seems to be an overly simplistic view since Neil Blomkamp could actually be reversing the roles as a commentary on affimative action. powerful stuff

Let it load in the background and its definitely worth the 20mins it took me to get the whole file.

Cats

ok I want you to click on this link and have a look at the criminal in the photo. Real Bad-Ass ya?

Now try to imagine him sitting around with all the other inmates explaining to them how he was caught and put into jail by 3 (three!) housecats named Tigger, Thomas and Max.

Warning, multiple cat cliches in the article although not one comment about incriminating pussy hairs. (sorry i couldnt resist)

Lokap

Never knew that Malaysians had such a daring sense of humour :)

Mobs

I believe this just happened over the weekend in Sydney with co-ordinated groups of ppl attacking others based on their skin color.

Somehow if you have enough people in a group who think roughly the same way, the self-reassurance of grouping with like minded people tricks them into beliving that any actions of the individuals of the group are endorsed by all the others. It then follows that the the norms of society no long apply to them as they have the anonymity of the crowd and the implicit approval of each other as they carry out their acts.

It explains why when enough people gather below a potential suicide jumper, eventually the crowd will start chanting "jump"

There is a branch of psychology dedicated to mob mentality. I have read that it links back to the time when we were herd animals and had to perform collective actions in groups for the sake of ourspecies.

Frankly, I think explanations like that are just insulting to other animals.

Kong

I have read that the Peter Jackson decided to be a director after watching King Kong, and his version is a homage to his inspiration.

Anyways, have a look at this list and you will realise that it definitely takes more than a big budget to make a good movie. Most of the top 10 most expensive movies ever made suck big time!

99p

I havent decided if this is genius or just plain silly

Ajinomoto

Just incase anyone wants to read a 2000word article on MSG

I dedicate this post to anyone who has ever poured tomato sauce into their instant noodles (I know you are out there!)

Gates

Ok Im often going on about Micro$oft and their evil overlord, but the fact remains that as an individual, Bill Gates has dontated more to charity than any person ever.

He has been on public record as saying he intends to put aside USD300m for each of his kids and all his remaining wealth will be donated to charity. In particular he pays particular focus to third world development and erradication of preventable diseases.

Maybe my next phone will run Windows Mobile after all.

Lost

The next episode will only be shown Jan 11th so here are some glamour photos of 2 of the stars to keep you going until then.

Prediction

Two years ago, I heard a very bold prediction, that Renault would win the World F1 constructors championship within 3 years. Even no less than Jeremy Clarkson struggled to believe at the time.

Loyal visitors (yes both of you!) will remember the time when I stood out on a limb and predicted Nick and Jessica's divorce.

For my latest entry in the time capsule, I have read that within 10 years time, Google will be more relavant and pervasive than Microsoft. Bolder words are rarely spoken.

Razor

oh man the guy on in this picture looks like he is having way too much fun for doing something so gross. Personally my back is like something out of a horror movie but since I never have to (or can) actually look at it myself Im not too bothered.

10 points to anyone who dares to click on the video demonstration.

ABBA

ok im dating myself (cue to the jokes here) but just thought I would inform my friends that NO, there will NOT be an ABBA reunion tour that they could attend. What is not mentioned in the article is that the idea was mooted about 3 years ago and that the whole tour would bring in the 4 members of ABBA in excess of, wait for it, . . .

ONE BILLION DOLLARS (USD)



they must really hate each other guts to turn down USD250m each

LBA

Just incase you thought this blog was getting too guy-centric, I present to you the website of Lip Balm Anonymous. Having said that, the only person I know who actually has this problem is a guy. Dont deny it man "The First Step Towards Solving the Problem is Admitting You Have One!"

With a choice quote;

"I don't think there's any coincidence that as tobacco declined, lip balm usage picked up"


Now if only I could find the link for the Compulsive Hand Cream Addicts. . . .

75

This is a picture of 75 rock bands. Sounds confusing but you will understand once you click on it. Blow it up real big and see how many you can get.

To get you started....on the bottom left hand corner is a cart which has 3 bouquets of Guns and Roses.

Sudoko

So you can waste time at work and not just during your lunch break while reading the papers.

Alphabet

Bet you will try this more than once. Stopped at around 6+ secs. The seldom used letters at the end are the most difficult.

Toasty

Toasty Toes, the girl in the ad looks really thrilled. Those japanese really think of everything!

Wendys

Personally, I blame his parents for giving him a name like that. Poor guy probably has been abused since kindergarden.

Cyril

This guy is Cyril Takayama and he is one of the best new magicians around. Unlike David Blaine he dosent rely on cheap publicity stunts and video editing for impact. Here he is doing one of my favorite sleight of hand tricks. I know how its done but its still amazing.

Check out his other tricks as well

note:

1. He repeats the trick in front of little girl but for the same audience. This is never done by magicians but he changes the timing of the trick and does it even smoother so he gets a greater effect the second time round

2. He is known as Sero in Japan (thats how they pronounce his name) and he is half Japanese and half French/Moroccan.

3. Marshimaro is actually the Japanese pronounciation of Marshmallow

Boom

Why dosent this happen to those idiots that are always talking on their phones in the Cinema

"Hello?? Hello!! Watching Movie la. .... Hello???"

USD100

laptop

Britney

Who would have thought?

Im shocked! shocked i say!

Yoga

Indian Yoga





vs






Irish Yoga

Kazakhstan

I personally think Ali G is hilarious but then again, he isnt insulting my country.

Dominos

There are so many comments I can make about this article;

Why these crazy Dutch have nothing better to do than set up 4million Dominos
Did they have to shoot the bird?
Exterminators in Holland carry guns.

Curry-N-Rice

A contribution from Suresh, Curry-N-Rice Girl

Let me know if you figure out which one is him

Zhng!

This is from a Singaporean podcast some Ah Beng talking about how to "Zhng" a car.

Part1

The file is about 20mins long but its definitely worth it for a chuckle. Note that its a podcast so they are allowed to use Singlish which is banned on Singapore National TV/Radio

Concentration

Lately I have been having a problem concentrating on things that I have to read. It seems that I can get through more than 2 paragraphs before my mind starts drifting to another topic. Have tried to slow down my reading speed (and hopefully improve my comprehension) but that hasnt really helped.

I guess some of the blame can be placed on my lack of patience these days, however, I also blame some horrible writing on the internet and crappy local journalism. As proof i present to you this article.

The topic is actually an extremely simple one, why are there both U shaped toilet seats as well as O shaped ones. Instead of a simple answer, the writer choses to launch into a 1000 word discourse on everything remotely related to a toilet. I note that author is of Indian origin (sorry ah joes). Nonetheless, there is no benefit to using a verbose writing style with obtuse words other than for the author to try to prove his greater command of the English language. What you end up with, to quote Ms K, my ex-English teacher, is verbal diarrhea (pun not intended).


btw, in case your wondering, No, I didnt make it to the end of the article.

Kalimantan

Interesting article. The only thing is that why does every picture of the girls have them on a motorbike? A subtle attempt to draw attention to their mobility and convenience perhaps?

Or maybe the cameraman was too lazy and just decided to snap photos from outside his hotel lobby :)

France

Scathing article on the riots going on around Paris for close to 2 weeks now.

Beer

True? or just a great marketing gimick?

Although it should be pointed out that Japan have is one of the highest nations in the world for per capita beer consumption and they are the nation with the the longest individual lifespan.

Lost

Yes Im a big fan of the show

Awwwwwwww

Just in case any of you were worried that there were too many car/boy type articles in this blog, I present to you this article. Make sure you scroll all the way down to see all the pictures......

If you are very bored Snopes is an excellent website to kill some time and should be a mandatory pit stop prior to sending out any of those "please pass this to 20,000 of your best friends" emails.

1+1

Any takers?

Bono

No matter what you think of U2 (I personally have not forgiven them for their bible thumping days and that whole zooropa fiasco), this is a a pretty damn cool thing to do for a group that is probably the greatest rock band of the past 25 years (yes they have been around that long).

Things like this can change the life of a young musician. And he got Bonos glasses (good trade man)! If anyone knows Kenny Wayne Shepard, his story is that as a toddler he was pulled up on stage by the late Stevie Ray Vaughn, put on and Amplifier and sat through his whole concert. KWS picked up the guitar shortly after that and has evolved into one of the finest young blues guitarists in the world.

China

While reading this list, of the 10 things that Chinese do better than Canadians, I was struck not by how advanced the Chinese are, but rather how backwards the Canadians seem to be. Well I guess with developed nation status comes much higher labour costs which makes the personal niceties of life uneconomical for the consumer.

Phaeton

You know Ive always felt that VWs were pretty good cars with huge history but they depreciated quickly and didnt have the same badge recognition as some other marquees (sorry chun).

Having said that, if you buy a VW Phaeton, it will be made in this plant in Dresden. From a manufacturing viewpoint, its an absolutely incredible factory and something that could probably only be achieved in Germany. Whatever you think about Germans, you have to admit, that nothing comes close to Teutonic Engineering.

Back

You know, Im pretty sure that at one point in time, I knew all the words to this song.

sad but true

Research

Wonder how much they spent figuring this out.

In other news, the Pope is Catholic and Bears crap in the forest.

Senna

Ok just back from dinner with some friends who are gearheads (you know who you are) and I was boasting about having this clip. Video of arguably the greatest driver of my generation (or ever).

Two things cool about this clip
1. You can see outside the car, his hands and his feet simultaneously. So you can see exactly how he takes each corner.

2. In the first part of the clip, check out his demeanour and charisma. Guess it dosent hurt when you are stepping into a car that you developed from scratch.

20mb file

Shocking

A list of the 25 most Shocking Moments of Cinema.

Ive seen more than half of the movies but the ones that I remember were pretty spot on. Special mention goes to

1. The box scene in Se7en

2. The warden throwing the pebble through the poster in Shawshank redemption

3. Samuel L. Jackson being turned into an Hor d'erve in Deep Blue Sea. (Incidently, have you noticed that he dies in most of the movies that he acts in? In fact Im hard pressed to think of 2 movies where he survies till the end)

4. The scene where you figure out who has been reincarnated as whom in Dead Again

5. Sharon Stone ...err....Icing... the guy on the bed with an Ice Pick



Also, what is happening to modern cinema? I cant remember that last GOOD movie that I watced (probably a cartoon). Seems like its the golden age of TV again with series like Lost, Arrested Development and the Simpsons being better entertainment than anything on screen. And whats the deal with cartoons having more intelligent dialogue than pop movies?

I blame the current facination (obsession) on physical beauty and mild titilation which allows no hack "talents" to command top billing based purely on there pubescent boobage (How many movies have Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan made in the past 2 years!) They even made the Star Wars stars YOUNGER to cater to this audience

No im not going to be watching foreign films from now on. Just that I guess I wont be watching anything in the cinema. And dont even get me STARTED on cinema etiquite

Links

Just updated the links section on my right with the blogs of a couple of people that I went to kindergarden with. Yeah no kidding.

You know what else they have in common apart from identical pre-school outfits?, they both love Karaoke

For all the other videos of this legend.

Bittorrent

It has been said that up to 80% of the traffic on the internet is due to Bittorrent. Finally got it working a few days ago and have to say am very impressed at the speeds and the database.

The problem most people have with it is the configuration of the router (and firewall). Its a real pain to set up coz it involves a lot of jargon but this site is fantastic and provides step by step instructions with illustrations.

You basically need to set up a static IP and then forward the appropriate ports to allow your program to communicate. Get a dedicated bittorrent client (bitlord or ABC are recommended) and you will be off and flying!

Books

A list from Time magazine on what they figure to the be the 100 greatest Novels. I have only read about 5.

If there is anyone visiting this site who is looking for a purpose or a goal in life, an honourable one would be reading (and trying to understand) every one of the books on this list.

Movies

ok maybe you will do a little better with the movies. I seen about 15 or so

One of the best movies I have ever seen is an Indian movie called Ankur. Its a movie with many themes and brilliantly subtle acting. Unfortunately, the movie is as old as I am so I have no idea where to go and get a copy (which has subtitles). Any ideas?

World

Cool photo of the World at Night

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Tuesday/National/20051018091038/Article/indexb_html

Atom

Worth it for the Top Gear video, in the Showroom section. Glorified Go-Kart really issntit?

I like reading Jeremy Clarkson for his sarcastic wit and honest reporting (in case you didnt realise, most of the time cars get fantastic reviews coz the reviewers are fetted with overseas trips and banquets as test drive 'visits'). Only prob with JK is that he tends to get a bit weepy and gushy everytime a British car comes onscreen.

Interesting how its using a Civic Type-R engine tho. And franky, no windscreen = not real car

Tiles

Good for about 10mins of entertainment. Gotta replace all the tiles to get out of the room

Record

In line with Malaysians obsession on getting on the Guiness Book of World records, I thought I would include this one in case any of you think you can top this guy.

Bet at least half of you guys will check :)

Obvious

I have only read the title of this article and I couldnt believe what they are admitting, but it is on the timesonline website and I have to assume its legit. I know its illogical but then by definition, faith is essentially the acceptance of a belief as opposed to a scientific proof.

Genius

Sometimes inventions are so simple, it takes a genius to think of them. At USD40 they are pretty steep but anyone wishing to thank me for my hours of sifting through crap website, well, you know what to do.

I am going to start a petition to substitute this footwear for those squeaky shoes that parents put on their 2 year olds as they go tearing around shopping malls. First of all, parents, just watch your kids better instead of putting a mechanically operated homing device on their feet. Plus with these you can find your kid in the dark even!

Bansai

Heads up to Suresh, who told me about this link. Its amazing what will get you kicked off from a flight in the States.

Sigh. How do those guys with the FCUK shirts get on then?

Well I guess when you got a direct line with the big guy, then you can enforce all the rules you want.


In case your wondering about the title,
Bansai = little bush

:)

Vending

some super cool machines here including the parking one and the fried food!

Bruce

mah man Bruce.

Watching this clip I giggled a bit coz I never realised that his accent was so Honky. Having said that, it says a lot that 30years down the line, he is probably the single most badass guy to ever walk the planet.

For those of you who believe in Goal setting, Bruce is famous for having written his mission statment on a paper napkin in a restaurant.

"I, Bruce Lee, will be the first highest paid Oriental super star in the United States. In return, I will give the most exciting performances and render the best of quality in the capacity of an actor. Starting 1970 I will achieve world fame and from then onward till the end of 1980 I will have in my possession $10,000,000. I will live the way I please and achieve inner harmony and happiness."

Symbiotic

Yeah big word for the headline this time.

Its taken from Jit Murads' play 'Spilt Gravy over Rice' which without doubt has the finest dialogue of any Malaysian production I have ever seen. The word is used there to describe the relationship between the local authorities and underworld.

Well the local 'authorities' probably have their panties in a twist after this BBC article.

Disneyland

heh. you can take the man out of China but you cant.....

Kanye

Hilarous clip of Kanye West at a Red Cross charity benefit.

When watching the video watch Mike Myers get increasingly uncomfortable. He almost loses it when Kanye says 'permission to shoot us'. But like the true pro that he is, he carries on but when Kanye says the final line his expression is hilarous!

Then they cut him off and Chris Rocks eyes look like they are going to fall out of his head (even more so that usual)

Rice

I have resisted putting up any links about the New Orleans hurricane for several days because despite (or because of) all the screw-ups that have been going on, the bottom line is that it is clear now that thousands of ppl have lost their lives and more will continue to die in the aftermath.

But I really coundnt take it anymore after this comment from Bush's Lap Dog. After all the suffering, she invokes the name of her god and asks ppl to wait to be saved.

Hope the ppl over there finally realise what sort of ppl they voted for

Interesting

Steve Forbes take on Oil Prices.

With all due respect to him, even though he is a Billionaire, not too sure how correct he is. He is pretty good in that favorite pastime of Billionaires, trying to go round the world in a ballon though.

farnee

jokes!

Golf

I've just taken up the game and I so want one of these


you know one thing amazing is that when I tell people Im learning to play, they never fail to give me advice.
"keep your head down"
"keep your left arm straight"
"imagine the ball is not there when your hitting it"

The thing is most of these ppl happily admit that they have never been to a lesson in their lives. . . . . .

RealDoll

Not sure how many of you have heard of the RealDoll.

Its basically a lifesized doll with posable limbs and texture similar to skin. Fairly heavy and has texture similar to human skin and has erm .. . is anatomically correct shall we say.

Of course the first thing that comes to mind is that its a glorifed blow-up doll and the ppl who buy this are freaks. It get weirder, suprisingly there are couples buying these dolls dressing them up as a member of their family.

As I looked through these photos my opinion went from sleezy, to creepy to just plain depressed. I ended up wondering what trauma these people must have gone through to have to end up having to substitute the social interaction that humans crave, with one way dialogue with an inanimate object.

sleezy/creepy/depressing. You make up our own mind

Interesting

Interesting little research here

StarWars

Oh farnee farnee.

Actually I sometimes intentionally turn on the subtitles for a bit of a laugh.

Beer4Kids

Nothing says good parenting like making a proper beer available for your kids.

"Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink," reads the product's advertising slogan.

I just love the Japanese

ICE

This is the latest thing that I found while trolling for interesting stuff to put on this website. Expect to receive about a gazillion copies of this in your inbox for the next few weeks.

I always refuse to circulate these viral emails for various reasons;
1. They are a waste of time and bandwidth
2. They are a good way for spammers to harvest email addresses
3. Most of them are full of untruths, inaccuracies or just plain crap.

For example,

-if the floods in Mumbai were devestating enough to drown people, dont you think it would also short circuit the phone in your pocket?
-most people who know how to use a mobile phone have enough intelligence to track your phone book for entries like 'mother', 'office' or 'home' rather than something cryptic like ICE. If they dont know how to use a mobile phone, then its not much use putting an emergency number eh?






IN CASE OF EMERGENCY (ICE)


>Due to the recent bombing in London and floods in Mumbai, there has been
a tremendous push to launch the International "In Case of Emergency"
(ICE) campaign.


As you know, many people were injured in these incidents. Many of
those injured were found with their cell phones. First responders
used the injured person's cell phone to try and locate a family member
that they could notify on the injured persons behalf. However the rescuers
found it difficult to locate the appropriate person.



Wireless subscribers are now being asked by Public Safety Officials
all over the world to store the word "ICE" in their wireless phone address
book and put their next of kin's phone number next to it. In the event
of an emergency, this person would be contacted quickly by ambulance and
hospital staff. It's just that easy! (Source: BBC News)


Please take a moment to program someone that you would like to
be contacted in case of an emergency into your cell phone with the word
"ICE". Public Safety officials around the world will know what this means.


Forward it to as many persons you can, this is a good idea. Do not
forget to do it on your mobile first.

Riot!

oh these Singaoreans crack me up.

Not that Malaysians are much different actually. Over here the worse riots we had in 35 years left about 11 people dead. In South America they call that a football match.

API

Visitors will be pleased to note that most readings in the Klang Valley are at Hazardous levels. There was a smattering of rain today (seeding?) but the haze is gonna last at least a month with no shift in the wind direction.

I dont get this rating thing. So they tell us the air quality is hazardous and yet are unable to recommend any action to take when it does reach such levels?

Secondly by what sorta lousy luck is it that the only place badly affected by fires in Sumatra is the Klang Valley?

Thirdly why hasnt there been a decisive statment halting at least primary schools and kindergardens(if the air quality is at hazardous levels). Is it because the schools might be closed indefinitely?

Lastly, there will be huge economic repercussions of this haze. Tourism, consumer retail and outdoor leisure will see huge drops not to mention the loss in productivity from illness.

Creepy.

Amazing,

With one video they practically guarantee this kid a life time of therapy and sexuality analysis.

I have a real problem with parents who force their kids to act like little adults. Kids should be kids and should not have the weight of their parents unfulfilled aspirations burdened upon them.

Having said that, Tiger Woods started playing golf before he was three, broke par by the time he was 13 and turned pro after 2 years in university. Dont think there is anyone who wouldnt mind being him

Gadgets!

OH I so want one of these although it strikes me as being completely useless if there is more than one guy coming after you. damn funny video there as well :)

and I cant even BEGIN to think of the uses I could have with this and my existing gameboy.

Addictive

give this a shot. sounds complicated but quite fun when you get into it. 30 mins wasted already.

enjoy it while it lasts coz when more ppl find out about it, some idiots are definitely going to start screwing around with it

Facinating

Heaps of information here, if you have the time to sort through all the different categories.

Planes

Someone try this and let me know. I couldnt be bothered to even reach for a piece of A4 as soon as I saw it involved a tearing the paper.

Interesting

doubt it will actually be launched.

Sheep

I guess those sheep are feeling just a little bit safer right now

Heh

Truth in Advertising?

Sigh. When will they realise? Ppl dont drink coz of the ads, they drink to get drunk! And they start smoking coz all their cool friends are doing it and they stay smokers coz they are addicted to the nicotine.

PeeWee

Unbelivable

Run

Not suprising that this hasnt been played up more in the mainstream press

In case you were not following, some points to note;

1. He is actually Brazilian, completely unconnected to any illegal activity
2. The 'cops' chasing after him were undercover and there was no way for him to verfiy their identity.
3. If twenty guys in one of the most racist countries in the world were chasing after him, with some of them possibly waving guns running probably seemed like a good idea.
4. The subway probably seemed like a safe place to hide from a group of attackers
5. He was wrestled to the ground and shot five times in the head.

Irony

I suppose it would happen eventually if they didnt go extinct first. Guess the tusks are a remnant of the times when they were woolly mammoths and had to fend off attackers. Must have worked since they are the largest land animals left.


Here comes the irony:

Their only remaining predators are in fact after their tusks, and the only way they can protect themselves is to evolve away the the very thing that kept them safe for 300million years.

Me!

just in case there is anyone who visits this site and has not actually met me, you may be interested to know what I look like. Most ppl say that I look remarkably like this guy. Granted I dont have his magnificent opratic voice but on the outside at least, are like twins.

Oh and I actually do a real good impersonation of they guy. Not very difficult since I doubt anyone of you has ever heard him speak.

Lipbalm

you know who you are!

be strong! stay off the chemicals!

Artistic

Not really Safe For Work due to ass crack.

This requires talent or a lot of beers. Either way, take note that these guys obviously have practised this before coz you notice there is one bashed up stove right in the middle as a clue to what they are going to do. The guy on the right is hilarious!

oh btw this group also came under fire in some scandinavian country where they were on stage and got a couple to screw in front of the whole audience at their concert.

Laptop

I just got a new laptop. Im always amazed at how fast a new computer is.


sigh. damn Moores' law

Japan

some Japanese Trivia

Time

Interesting idea.

Points to note;

1. The three brothers end up looking exactly the same (you think they are cheating and sending their parents each others pictures to screw things up?)

2. This men in this family have a strange obsession with facial hair.

Catz

This site may need some explanation for those of you without a domestic feline. Cats sleep 16 hours in a day which means that anytime you see one, there is a 2/3 chance that it will be asleep. Since sleeping cats dont want to play with you, you end up having to amuse yourself while they sleep.

Anybody with a cat would already have tried this.

Fort

Anybody got RM2m to spare? sure you will have to live out in the middle of nowwhere but you can pretty much guarantee there will be no direct sellers selling water filters at your doorstep.

Bloom

As chosen by female voters, these are the top movie titles of all time.

You will note that four of the top seven titles have Orlando Bloom in them. Who knew what playing a pretty elf could get you !

MIdol

I was having dinner the other day and I saw a guy who looked like Paul Moss (It wasnt) and it got me thinking. I bet he cant go anywhere in public.

I mean I bet Simon Cowell get driven around in a limo and has an army of goons to protect him wherever he goes, but poor Paul. After taping he has to hop back into his kembara and drive himself to his apartment in Pandan Jaya and STAY THERE.

Cant go to the mamak coz the kutus will pound him. Cant buy DVD from the pasar malam, cant grab a beer in bangsar. He gets paid to be the mean guy on the panel and he probably has to pay for it as well.

Saya pun tau nyanyi punya!

Ukulele

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Be sure to watch it all the way through

Constantine

Oh I love stuff like this

a) coz he thinks he is so kewl
b) coz he is obviously stoned and drunk (there is your idol America!)
c) coz he totally bring it upon himself and has no idea what to do after it happens

Nigeria

What would you expect from the government of a country whos' (correction) third biggest industry is the Nigerian Email Scam

Kayu?

I have always found this strange, for a country which has the mandatory death penalty for anything over 25grams of opium.

You can walk into any Nasi Kandar or Banana Leaf stall and they openly use poppy seeds from which opium is extracted. And these poppy seeds can be purchased just like any other spice.

And anyone who think they the poppy seeds have no effect to the eating sensation has OBVIOUSLY never been to Kayu or Kanna.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4618361.stm

Fraud

Some useful tips so you wont have to cut up your credit card so often.

Oil

Basic summary is that its going to affect us, but no one knows how or when. Or maybe it wont. . . . .

SMS

oh if they go through with this patent, rush out and buy Samsung shares.

Cant think of anyone in the world who hasnt wished they had this feature at least once in their life.

Assault

This the first (and probably the last) time you will catch me defending Tom Cruise.

I still think he is a freak with the Scientology thing but Im amased at his response to the 'reporter'. Personally I would not have had his collected response and would have grabbed the bottle and squirted him back at the least!!!

Id like to see those comedians try that shit on Russel Crowe or Sean Penn. Now that would be entertainmen

Illusion

Took me about 45 secs.

I wonder how long it would take if i was sober

Coolness

Pimpin Ride! Think this will probably only appeal to guys tho

Bastards!

These guys totally deserve whats coming to them.

FYI The nigerian email scam is the second biggest industry in Nigeria after Oil.

Origins!

Just back from drinks and was having a discussion about entertainers and here are some interesing facts for you

Freddie Mercury (maybe the greatest voice out of GB) is Iranian

and he was a follower of probably the worlds oldest faith, Zoroastrianism


Rowan Atkinson is supposed to carry a screwdriver with him wherever he goes, having driven a tractor before a car. And yes he does own an Aston Martin DB (which he has already crashed)

oh and MJ may be not guilty, but he is definitely not innocent either.

pop

This is fun for about two seconds

Triumph the Insult Dog

Ive posted stuff by Triumph before but this one is hilarous. He goes to the Michael Jackson trial and roasts the supporters. Im suprised the guy dosent get beat up more.

Asthma

I am asthmatic and am on the roids and a few other things. Frankly, if this were my only option, I think I would prefer to stay asthmatic.

Other traditional remedies I have come across include swallowing a new born mouse (I know ppl who have), drinking soup made of crocodile meat ( also know ppl who have) and injesting meat from a black dog (what? there are no asthmatics in Korea??)

Radiohead - Creep

I remember seeing a magazine which rated this as the best British song. EVER.

Well I dunno about that but I have to say that I have never heard any other song like it. Have a listen to the acoustic(&live) version. Good use of flash as well although I do prefer the original.

Oh and yes, I do think Coldplay sucks and I cant belive I used to listen to Oasis music

Duh

This one will be my super-obvious post for the day


Tobacco Companies Designed Cigarettes "To Addict Women," According to New Study

Toys!

Im not too sure what these are but I want one.

Two if it requires batteries

Prick

Just in case any of you were worrying that you would not find enough controversy on this site, I ask you:

Who in the Hell (pun intended) would want to go to Heaven if it were full with PRICKS like him

Hello All

Welcome to my new blog. Expect more of the same.

To begin with, this would never work for me considering that Miss Stevenson once gave me a months worth of detention. Wonder how many pints that would translate to.