Planes

Someone try this and let me know. I couldnt be bothered to even reach for a piece of A4 as soon as I saw it involved a tearing the paper.

Interesting

doubt it will actually be launched.

Sheep

I guess those sheep are feeling just a little bit safer right now

Heh

Truth in Advertising?

Sigh. When will they realise? Ppl dont drink coz of the ads, they drink to get drunk! And they start smoking coz all their cool friends are doing it and they stay smokers coz they are addicted to the nicotine.

PeeWee

Unbelivable

Run

Not suprising that this hasnt been played up more in the mainstream press

In case you were not following, some points to note;

1. He is actually Brazilian, completely unconnected to any illegal activity
2. The 'cops' chasing after him were undercover and there was no way for him to verfiy their identity.
3. If twenty guys in one of the most racist countries in the world were chasing after him, with some of them possibly waving guns running probably seemed like a good idea.
4. The subway probably seemed like a safe place to hide from a group of attackers
5. He was wrestled to the ground and shot five times in the head.

Irony

I suppose it would happen eventually if they didnt go extinct first. Guess the tusks are a remnant of the times when they were woolly mammoths and had to fend off attackers. Must have worked since they are the largest land animals left.


Here comes the irony:

Their only remaining predators are in fact after their tusks, and the only way they can protect themselves is to evolve away the the very thing that kept them safe for 300million years.

Me!

just in case there is anyone who visits this site and has not actually met me, you may be interested to know what I look like. Most ppl say that I look remarkably like this guy. Granted I dont have his magnificent opratic voice but on the outside at least, are like twins.

Oh and I actually do a real good impersonation of they guy. Not very difficult since I doubt anyone of you has ever heard him speak.

Lipbalm

you know who you are!

be strong! stay off the chemicals!

Artistic

Not really Safe For Work due to ass crack.

This requires talent or a lot of beers. Either way, take note that these guys obviously have practised this before coz you notice there is one bashed up stove right in the middle as a clue to what they are going to do. The guy on the right is hilarious!

oh btw this group also came under fire in some scandinavian country where they were on stage and got a couple to screw in front of the whole audience at their concert.

Laptop

I just got a new laptop. Im always amazed at how fast a new computer is.


sigh. damn Moores' law

Japan

some Japanese Trivia

Time

Interesting idea.

Points to note;

1. The three brothers end up looking exactly the same (you think they are cheating and sending their parents each others pictures to screw things up?)

2. This men in this family have a strange obsession with facial hair.

Catz

This site may need some explanation for those of you without a domestic feline. Cats sleep 16 hours in a day which means that anytime you see one, there is a 2/3 chance that it will be asleep. Since sleeping cats dont want to play with you, you end up having to amuse yourself while they sleep.

Anybody with a cat would already have tried this.

Fort

Anybody got RM2m to spare? sure you will have to live out in the middle of nowwhere but you can pretty much guarantee there will be no direct sellers selling water filters at your doorstep.

Bloom

As chosen by female voters, these are the top movie titles of all time.

You will note that four of the top seven titles have Orlando Bloom in them. Who knew what playing a pretty elf could get you !