Colors

I always tell ppl that because I am straight, I only can digest about 4-5 colors. I have no idea what color is mauve or taupe and honestly I dont think I need to. I dress in primary colors and thats that.

On that note...


A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
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"Oh no!!" he says. "I think I've been marooned!!"