Mimikaki

Never really got into this and what is with this obsession with cameras and body cavities? I remember going to the dentist and he enlarged my tooth to the size of a football to show me what he was going to do.

Somethings you just cant un-see.

rollerblades

btw 'not an awful success' translated from British means Complete and Utter Failure

Drinks

A 'false sense of sobriety'. I dont get it, what is the use of drinking if you dont feel drunk? Why else would anyone drink?

"oh gee I like my empty calories in liquid form!"

Massage

Another brilliant idea by the powers that be. Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the concept of a 'drive-in' so that you dont actually have to get out of your car.

But the story gets a lot less exciting when you hear its only equipped with massage chairs. I had a million 'parking in your car' jokes on-hand already.

yeah yeah i know its cheesy. park off

GoogleIdol

So in Googles' neverending quest for world domination (Skynet who?), they have come up with an Idol type competition with online voting.

I cant believe that my favorites in the lip-sync Grand Final, the Back Dorm boys are getting beat by two skinny ass spazzo girls who dont even know the lyrics!

Sweden

Note the number of Scandinavian countries on the top of this list. Most of them actively encourage the moderation of relgious views especially for their politicians.

And while we are on the topic of Swedes, dont feel bad the next time you are flying cattle class.

Hara-kiri

In my neverending quest to find ways to better the lives of my (few) readers, I would like to present to the guys: 6 ways to get yourself killed

IFOCE

Top ranked eaters. Check out the size of the No1, and No2 and have a look at No9 as well. After that look below at all the guys they are beating.

Americans, they worry about their growing (pun intended) obesity and yet even their "sports" are unhealthy.

karaoke

Ok, to set up this clip, I guess in Korea they have booths where you can go in and have yourself recorded while you sing along to a clip. I have seen similar booths here but they are not nearly as plush and without the video recording.

btw click pause and let the video load beforehand to get a smooth, non jerky video stream.

Goths

An article that says that goths are cool, as written by a former goth. Yeah, sure, so much for independent reporting.

Incidently, if anyone is thinking of picking up this habit, let me just remind you that Goths do not age very well and fat Goths look especially stupid. Proof

Jesus

ok before any of you get your knickers in a twist this is the 'hey-sous' version

Organs

Interesting article but I'm too lazy to write anything remotely clever about it.

Also check this out.

still lazy.

Fake?

I cant decide if this is real or not. The ground where he lands looks like it has been turned up a bit for a slightly softer landing but its still a hell of a drop.

Transformers

http://ueba.com.br/html/Miracolous-MakeUp

Lovely

I wonder if any enterprising soul can come up with a way to combine this little nugget of information with the Japanese Schoolgirl underwear fetish. Instant gazillions I tell you!

Turkmenistan

You know what I really appreciate in a person? The ability to not take themselves too seriously.

Workaholic

I wont spoil the suprise

crap

Boy these guys really have a tough job, looking for drunk people in a bar, what are the odds?

Cobain

Fantastic, the guy who defined the music of my generation has been immortalised. .. . . .as an action figure. He would have loved this soooo much.

Heroin syringe and shotgun sold seperately.

Piercing

As if it was'nt cool enough to go out with someone with a tongue piercing, can you imagine your partner having two tongues? The mind boggles with the possibilities.

yes I have a brain like a sewer.

Porn

I present to you, undeniable proof that women too enjoy Porn, even if they are a Judge. (Come on girls... Admit it!).

Incidently, while she is at it, can I get a copy of that tape as well?

Chacarron

Everybody sing along now!

Fights

Here is something that Chun has known for sometime, dont piss off those Latina chicks!

Latuk

A contribution from Johan.

I believe he is looking for a buddy so that he can subscribe to the 'buy one, get one free' promotion which is on for the rest of March. Anyone interested, please contact him directly

Mar14

In case you noticed any guys walking around with just a little bit more of a smile on their face today, this could be the reason why.

Potato

I swear I am not conciously selecting only Japanese material for this blog. Its just that most of the weird stuff that I find on the net happens to be from there.

Anyways, I guess you could call this a follow up to the T-shirt folding technique, looking for ways to make something as boring as peeling a potato more interesting.

On a side note, you may need to watch this with the sound off coz this video features some of the most annoying sound effects and voiceovers that I have heard in a long time.

Halcali

Japan Girls and Hip-Hop goes togeather like fresh toast and a brick. Add to that a completely surreal video, and the result is either pure genius or complete rubbish.

Personally, I'm leaning towards option No 2.

Simpsons

I know this has been all over the net but I finally got a decent link to it. Being a total nerd, I do notice that there is one error in the live version. The car that Marge is driving is Right Hand Drive (its an English skit) instead of LHD like in the cartoon.

Yes i have no life.

Jail

You know I actually think this would make him pretty popular in Prison.

On a side note, if he does have "unrelenting priapism" I would think that he would be able to find a better job than be a burglar. A career in Porn for a start.

Geography

There is still a country called Translvania?

sigh

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060304p2a00m0na030000c.html

bigfoot

I wonder how much one of these are. Im sure it would be a great story to tell someone 50 years from now.

Colors

I always tell ppl that because I am straight, I only can digest about 4-5 colors. I have no idea what color is mauve or taupe and honestly I dont think I need to. I dress in primary colors and thats that.

On that note...


A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
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"Oh no!!" he says. "I think I've been marooned!!"

Capsule

If I ever get down to Japan, Im sure I will be like a kid in a Disneyland and this is one place Im defintely going to visit.

Bikinis

In breaking news, Men are stupid.

Cushion

Great, I start going to the gym and some scientist pulls this out of his yazoo.

Chocolate

This post is for Giok who is the only girl I have ever met in my LIFE who does not like chocolate! Read the article girl!

BTW I always say the word 'chocolate' in a french accent just coz its sounds better. It helps when I say it while doing my Pepe Le Peu imitation as well.

Candice

Just added Candice's Blog to the links on the right. Check it out.

By the way if any of you guys are interested, I would like to inform you that I charge a standard fee of 10% of Banquet receipts for introductions. Also I get veto power in case I dont really want to be related to you.

Curling

This has to be the stupidest sport in the winter olympics. Basically, all you need to be able to qualify for this event is to be a really good janitor.

movies

30steps to find out how much of a movie geek you are.