Mimikaki

Never really got into this and what is with this obsession with cameras and body cavities? I remember going to the dentist and he enlarged my tooth to the size of a football to show me what he was going to do.

Somethings you just cant un-see.

rollerblades

btw 'not an awful success' translated from British means Complete and Utter Failure

Drinks

A 'false sense of sobriety'. I dont get it, what is the use of drinking if you dont feel drunk? Why else would anyone drink?

"oh gee I like my empty calories in liquid form!"

Massage

Another brilliant idea by the powers that be. Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the concept of a 'drive-in' so that you dont actually have to get out of your car.

But the story gets a lot less exciting when you hear its only equipped with massage chairs. I had a million 'parking in your car' jokes on-hand already.

yeah yeah i know its cheesy. park off

GoogleIdol

So in Googles' neverending quest for world domination (Skynet who?), they have come up with an Idol type competition with online voting.

I cant believe that my favorites in the lip-sync Grand Final, the Back Dorm boys are getting beat by two skinny ass spazzo girls who dont even know the lyrics!

Sweden

Note the number of Scandinavian countries on the top of this list. Most of them actively encourage the moderation of relgious views especially for their politicians.

And while we are on the topic of Swedes, dont feel bad the next time you are flying cattle class.

Hara-kiri

In my neverending quest to find ways to better the lives of my (few) readers, I would like to present to the guys: 6 ways to get yourself killed

IFOCE

Top ranked eaters. Check out the size of the No1, and No2 and have a look at No9 as well. After that look below at all the guys they are beating.

Americans, they worry about their growing (pun intended) obesity and yet even their "sports" are unhealthy.

karaoke

Ok, to set up this clip, I guess in Korea they have booths where you can go in and have yourself recorded while you sing along to a clip. I have seen similar booths here but they are not nearly as plush and without the video recording.

btw click pause and let the video load beforehand to get a smooth, non jerky video stream.

Goths

An article that says that goths are cool, as written by a former goth. Yeah, sure, so much for independent reporting.

Incidently, if anyone is thinking of picking up this habit, let me just remind you that Goths do not age very well and fat Goths look especially stupid. Proof