Revenge

Skeery

Panda

As usual, click on pause, let it load fully and press play.

melrose

How stupid do you have to be to propose to your older brother's ex gf?

Structure

My loyal visitor will notice that my posts always have a one word heading. I like structure and brevity in most things in my life and I guess that extends to writing. This also explains why my posts are quite similar.

Including haikus, I find Flash Fiction quite interesting. This is writing which is limited to a certain number of words, and example of which would be the One Sentence Story.

I leave you with perhpas the finest example from Hemmingway;



For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.

Bond

This is the theme song for the new Bond movie, Casino Royale. Chris Cornell had one of the best rock voices when he was in Soundgarden, but the story is that he wrecked his vocal chords with all that screaming which explains why this song lacks the vocal punch of his previous stuff.

quick trivia: Timothy Dalton was the first Bond to ever bleed.

Hamster

No not him! Latest reports are that he is now in stable condition.

If he pulls through this, the other two are SO going to pounce on him

Yuck!

Surprisingly, this headline: "Jackie Chan admits acting in porn movie" is not the scariest party of this post.

Ok I chuckled a bit when I saw that the article was written by Winnie Wang (yes I have the mental age of a 4 year old!)

But scroll down and have a look at the co-stars..... SAMMO HUNG!!!! OMG!!! where is the mind bleach!!!!

future

Sometimes, you see somethings and just know that it is going to be the way of the future.

Geeks

Ok just incase the geeks amongst you (non dork/nerds btw) were worried about all the celeb posts, I present to you, an examinatin of the 'Stormtrooper Effect'

Wild

I dont know how many of you have been following this new story. I reckon some people just have lives which are a constant drama because of the choices they make and continue to make. Have not decided whether to pity this human car crash, or just ignore her on her continued path of self destruction.

Also she has the amazing ability to alternate between the hawtness and the Jabba the Hutness

excuse

man this Brad Pitt is a GENIUS! best cop out ever!

Gay

SOAP

This is so kewl, I expect it to be in shops within weeks! Disadvantage is that it needs to be picked up each time it has to be used, but if Vista ever get their voice recognition going, this could be the way of the future.

Golf

10 under par bay bee!!

float

Errr...you would think since he is trying to walk ON water, that when he got into the sea and he wasn't floating, he would have given up....

skeery

ok that's it, I am never selling any of my phones again