Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Aeroplane
Another time waster for those of you with 5 mins to kill in the office. Lemme know how it goes, great for cubicle dwellers.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Cds
Perfect for those with too many Cds lying around the house in a pile with Sharpie scribbles on them.
Quite possibly the most useful site I have ever posted on my blog. Dont worry, it won't last.
Quite possibly the most useful site I have ever posted on my blog. Dont worry, it won't last.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
EEEEWwww
No where is the bias in gender inequality more apparant than in the treatment of sexual predator teachers and their teenage victims. If 40yr old guy were to get caught with a 13yr old girl, everyone would be up in arms (and rightly so) demanding for his castration or worse.
However, as the Pamela Rogers case proves, the same does not apply for a woman teacher and her male teenage victim. I guess implicitly we assume that a 13 year old boy is going to be less affected by the experience than a girl would.
While this may be the case for a hottie like Pamela (meow!!!), I dont think any male should be cursed to have their first sexual experience with Linda Ann McBride.
However, as the Pamela Rogers case proves, the same does not apply for a woman teacher and her male teenage victim. I guess implicitly we assume that a 13 year old boy is going to be less affected by the experience than a girl would.
While this may be the case for a hottie like Pamela (meow!!!), I dont think any male should be cursed to have their first sexual experience with Linda Ann McBride.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Mackers
I normally have a smart ass comment for every situation that I am in. Maybe it's a defense mechanism or just an ego trip.
However, once in a while I come across somethings which just boggles the mind, and leaves me speechless. I dont quite know what to make of this Miss Mcdonald site. I find myself captivated by someone who would go to such lengths for the sake of her, and I use this word in the broadest sense of the term, art.
It could be a photo commentary on our obsession with capitalism, appearances and some ppls inate fear of clowns.
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Either that or its just a girl that likes playing dress-up.
However, once in a while I come across somethings which just boggles the mind, and leaves me speechless. I dont quite know what to make of this Miss Mcdonald site. I find myself captivated by someone who would go to such lengths for the sake of her, and I use this word in the broadest sense of the term, art.
It could be a photo commentary on our obsession with capitalism, appearances and some ppls inate fear of clowns.
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Either that or its just a girl that likes playing dress-up.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Joke
Headlines: MAN LOSES LEG IN GOLD MINING ACCIDENT.
A goldminer lost his leg in a GoldMining Accident.
"I'm Fucked now...who the hell wants a one legged gold digger?" he complained
"Me!" said Paul MacCartney.
A goldminer lost his leg in a GoldMining Accident.
"I'm Fucked now...who the hell wants a one legged gold digger?" he complained
"Me!" said Paul MacCartney.
Women
a.. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need'
is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out.
Anything on sale is fair game.
b.. Women never have anything to wear.
Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;
you 'just don't understand'.
c.. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless
they know you can hear them.
d.. Women will always ask questions that have no right
answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
e.. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and
they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
f.. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than
they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type
shows are so successful.
g.. Women don't need sex as often as men do.
This is because sex is more physical for men and
more emotional for women. Just knowing that the
man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
h.. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a
man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
i.. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from
the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy,
providing they only tell two or three people.
j.. Women always go to public restrooms in groups.
It gives them a chance to gossip.
k.. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone,
no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
l.. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand
that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
m.. Women think all beer is the same.
n.. Women keep three different shampoos and two different
conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will
smell like a tropical rain forest.
o.. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
p.. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days
worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a
seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what
she'll feel like wearing each day.
q.. Women brush their hair before bed.
r.. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a
pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
s.. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
t.. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's
responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave
Adam the apple?
u.. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil
doesn't stick?'
v.. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and
red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
w.. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom
is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
x.. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women
aren't looking, men kick cats.
y.. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her
girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the
same friend and they will talk for three hours.
z.. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
aa.. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the
possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
ab.. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all,
they don't fall asleep afterwards.
ac.. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How
do I look?'
ad.. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least
men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings
and Punish My Spouse.
ae.. The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.
af.. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast
sizes.
ag.. Women will make three left-hand turns to avoid making
one right-hand turn.
ah.. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in
woman-language than it does in man-language.
ai.. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
aj.. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to
correspond to the direction that they are heading.
ak.. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with
them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this
up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
al.. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower
shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you
do?'
am.. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and
the 'good china'.
an.. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them
clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that
go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes
to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
ao.. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by
getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it
impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by
the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
ap.. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to
prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men
out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and
lowering it themselves.
aq.. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
will get men arrested.
ar.. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy
despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom
Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
as.. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
at.. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay.
You don't see straight men dancing together.
au.. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then
they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can
never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men
checking out other women.
av.. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another
woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say,
'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'
is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out.
Anything on sale is fair game.
b.. Women never have anything to wear.
Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;
you 'just don't understand'.
c.. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless
they know you can hear them.
d.. Women will always ask questions that have no right
answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
e.. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and
they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
f.. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than
they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type
shows are so successful.
g.. Women don't need sex as often as men do.
This is because sex is more physical for men and
more emotional for women. Just knowing that the
man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
h.. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a
man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
i.. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from
the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy,
providing they only tell two or three people.
j.. Women always go to public restrooms in groups.
It gives them a chance to gossip.
k.. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone,
no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
l.. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand
that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
m.. Women think all beer is the same.
n.. Women keep three different shampoos and two different
conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will
smell like a tropical rain forest.
o.. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
p.. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days
worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a
seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what
she'll feel like wearing each day.
q.. Women brush their hair before bed.
r.. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a
pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
s.. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
t.. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's
responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave
Adam the apple?
u.. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil
doesn't stick?'
v.. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and
red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
w.. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom
is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
x.. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women
aren't looking, men kick cats.
y.. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her
girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the
same friend and they will talk for three hours.
z.. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
aa.. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the
possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
ab.. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all,
they don't fall asleep afterwards.
ac.. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How
do I look?'
ad.. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least
men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings
and Punish My Spouse.
ae.. The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.
af.. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast
sizes.
ag.. Women will make three left-hand turns to avoid making
one right-hand turn.
ah.. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in
woman-language than it does in man-language.
ai.. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
aj.. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to
correspond to the direction that they are heading.
ak.. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with
them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this
up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
al.. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower
shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you
do?'
am.. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and
the 'good china'.
an.. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them
clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that
go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes
to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
ao.. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by
getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it
impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by
the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
ap.. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to
prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men
out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and
lowering it themselves.
aq.. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
will get men arrested.
ar.. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy
despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom
Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
as.. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
at.. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay.
You don't see straight men dancing together.
au.. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then
they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can
never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men
checking out other women.
av.. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another
woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say,
'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'
147
A 147 break in snooker represents the pinacle of achievement. It is the closest thing to perfection that exists in any sport. In any cue sport, there are no competitors or external factors to worry about. You are limited only by your own technique and your ability to control your circumstances.
Snooker requires
Concentration
Talent
and Determination
Snooker requires
Concentration
Talent
and Determination
Friday, May 19, 2006
Comandments
Oh, well funny clip here. The ones of you that take offense also probably haven't realised that the 'Da Vinci Code' is filed in Borders under FICTION.
100
Someone complain that my links take too long to download so here is a modem friendly site.
Brings me back to the 3 years I spent in the Halls of Residence, where our rooms weren't much bigger than this. However, notice that these apartments have no windows, minimal ventilation and in most of them, they have a fridge and cooking equipment in the unit.
Sigh
Brings me back to the 3 years I spent in the Halls of Residence, where our rooms weren't much bigger than this. However, notice that these apartments have no windows, minimal ventilation and in most of them, they have a fridge and cooking equipment in the unit.
Sigh
Monday, May 15, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Lost
I believe Claire and Jack are siblings. But that's all left up in the air. -- Michelle Rodriguez
Go out and watch the latest episode of Lost (ep21), even more questions to answer
Go out and watch the latest episode of Lost (ep21), even more questions to answer
Friday, May 12, 2006
Catz
Some choice quotes from this website include;
"Cat-Like Typing Detected",
"PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats"
and my personal favorite.....
"PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness"
"Cat-Like Typing Detected",
"PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats"
and my personal favorite.....
"PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness"
Monday, May 08, 2006
Dance
Every once in a while, I stumble upon something which is a little bit more than just entertaining. The concept of dance is such that it reaches deep into our conciousness and speaks to our humanity. It reminds us of our past and the bonds that we all share.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Panties
On the 'which celebrity do you look like' game, I normally get either Rowan Atkinson or David Copperfield.
I like the new direction Copperfield is going, not taking himself too seriously and forgetting about the grandiose stunts.
Spoiler Alert: This clip is an extension of the Balducci levitation (which I can do btw) and the only reason I am posting it is that Criss Angel is close to my least favorite magician. (David Blaine definitely gets the prize)
I like the new direction Copperfield is going, not taking himself too seriously and forgetting about the grandiose stunts.
Spoiler Alert: This clip is an extension of the Balducci levitation (which I can do btw) and the only reason I am posting it is that Criss Angel is close to my least favorite magician. (David Blaine definitely gets the prize)
compbed
For some reason, I could not stop staring at the animated GIF file. Must be the 'car-crash' effect.
btwI can pretty much guarantee that no woman is ever going to purchase one of these
btwI can pretty much guarantee that no woman is ever going to purchase one of these
Friday, May 05, 2006
Soccer
There is something to be said about football. It is one of the most accessible games in the world, being easy to pick up, understand and exciting to watch with a rare combination of individual skill and teamwork required to succeed. You can watch games for sublime artists like Zidane or the magic of Brazil.
Unfortunately, there are people who obviously have too little in their lives, such that they take the game to the extreme and beyond. Football brings out the worst in some 'fans' due to the anonymity of the crowd mentality. What is worse, is that under the guise of being supporters, precious nothing has been done to curb the continuing violence and hatred that is continually perpetuated in the name of football.
Some people may find this photo funny, personally I think its one of the most depressing photos I have seen.
Unfortunately, there are people who obviously have too little in their lives, such that they take the game to the extreme and beyond. Football brings out the worst in some 'fans' due to the anonymity of the crowd mentality. What is worse, is that under the guise of being supporters, precious nothing has been done to curb the continuing violence and hatred that is continually perpetuated in the name of football.
Some people may find this photo funny, personally I think its one of the most depressing photos I have seen.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
W
No matter what you think of the U.S., you have to give them credit for allowing complete freedom of speech.
Its amazing watching Steven Colbert rip into W right to his face. Boy, I would hate to be the guy who invited him to the dinner.
Its amazing watching Steven Colbert rip into W right to his face. Boy, I would hate to be the guy who invited him to the dinner.
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