Chopper

This was the slang term we used for the defensive players.

Having said that, the last guy (No 1) takes it to obscene extremes

Whitney

I used to have a drinking buddy who cursed me everytime a Whitney Houston song would come on the radio/tv. It seems I always would end up muttering

"Greatest voice of my generation, lost to drugs"

To any of you who would beg to differ, I present to you;

Exhibit A

tetris

I think of myself as a pretty wicked tetris player (level 9 and jammed top score) but I have never seen anything like this. The time stamp implies at it is real, but if it is......well that would be just....

unreal i guess.

dui

Damn, she really is hardcore

1up

somethings are just cool beyond words

if i have to explain what it is, you definitely won't find it exciting anyways

Taylor

I find it hilarious that a guy with surname Hicks, is from Alabama (redneck central). Having said that he is one of my favs.

Waiters

One of the rules that I live by is "A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, or to others, is not a nice person."

I guess some people get a powertrip from being able to exercise dominance over someone even if its only for a couple of hours. These are mostly people who have never held a position of power in their lives or just small people who can only give their life meaning by demeaning others.

Personaly, I just prefer my food without DNA.

Boom

I should keep one of these handy for the next time someone insists that their 4 card flush beats my two pairs.

I just love how they have to qualify:
"Such a level of violence in disputes in China is highly unusual and hand grenades are not easily obtainable."

Mooo

Sometimes when you have to suffer the indignity of having to fly cattle class, while the extremely tall and short ppl are stretching it out in their cabin seats, you just wanna go to sleep and not think about it.


I still have not decided what to think about this product.

Darth

Fear the power of the Dark Side

Murder

Long time visitors to my blog will remember the monstrosity that I posted that was Celine Dion dressed up as MJ and singing 'Bad'.

There are certain songs which must never be remade; Hotel California, Stairway to Heaven and SURELY this classic as sung by the rock goddess that is. . Faye Wong. Incidently if you watch the video clip to the end you will realise

1. She cant even sing the hard bits
2. The guitarist is a better performer than she is
3. She has the showmanship of a coffee table

having said that she is nice to look at :)