Perfection

you know I dont normally reveal my private life in my blog but having just foundt my dream woman, I feel the need to share her with the world.

Beckham

Ok I never mistook him for a brain surgeon and this headline is pretty obvious. I mean what do you expect from someone who makes a living from hitting things with his head?

The funniest part of the article is where he says, "I think it was maths"....sigh

7-11

Ive always found it difficult to get fresh veggies (salads etc) to eat on the go. 7-11 used to do prepackaged salads about a year ago but that didnt last very long (i was probably the only person eating them). My body is a temple

The closest that I have seen to a fast food salad is the garden salad in KFC but even that is served with 1000 island dressing (defeats the purpose no?). I guess ppl here still havent come around to eating greens as its own dish.

I doubt that this concept will reach the 7-11's over here

Cougar

An article about the often heard saying that a woman is at her sexual peak at age 40 while for a man its at age 18.

Ive always felt that this was just something made up by some 40yr old women so that they could get lucky with teenagers.

VW

Never been a big fan of the marque but these ads are pretty kewl

Twins

Whats up with the twins on American Idol this season.

First there were the pratty Brittenum twins who kept dissing everybody they came in contact with (they were eventually removed from AI due to both of them having criminal records on fraud charges)

Next there were the Donohue supermodel twins, who couldnt really sing but got through to the last 24 anyways (she got kicked out first round). Incidentily, these two have posed for some semi racy photos in Maxim. Check it out (semi not safe for work)

Lastly, this is not widely known but Bucky Covington is actually a twin as well. I present below, undeniable proof

Seperated at birth

Idol

Some betting odds for the eventual winner


Ace Young 7/2
Katharine McPhee 4/1
Paris Bennett 5/1
Chris Daughtry 8/1
Kellie Pickler 8/1
Taylor Hicks 10/1
Lisa Tucker 11/1
Heather Cox 22/1
Will Makar 24/1
Stevie Scott 27/1
Jose 'Sway' Penala 29/1
Patrick Hall 31/1
Becky O'Donohue 45/1
Mandisa 47/1
Ayla Brown 65/1
Bobby Bennett 65/1
Brenna Gethers 65/1
Bucky Covington 65/1
David Radford 65/1
Elliott Yamin 65/1
Kinnik Sky 65/1
Gedeon McKinney 65/1
Melissa McGhee 65/1
Kevin Covias 65/1

I fancy the odds on Lisa Tucker and Kellie Pickler but having said that, Ace is a shoo in to the final two.

Hero

Interesting this word "hero". So often misused and indiscriminately assigned.

And yet for the most case, the majority of people deserving of this accolade will forever live in obscurity.

anesthesiologists

I dont see what the frigging problem over here is. Heaven forbid he have to feel any pain or be remotely concious while they give him the injection, unlike the 17 yr old girl he raped and murdered.

Next time any problem like this crops up, they should give me a call. I'll gladly push the button, or flip the switch. And i will bring along my nightstick just in case there is a blackout to make sure the job gets done.

And who are these idiots in the photo protesting the execution of a murderer convicted in their own court of law. Id like to see how compassionate and forgiving they are if they were related to the victim.

"Revenge is at the heart of Justice"

Bigfoot

So they supposedly discovered a bigfoot. I personally am sure they dont exist coz if they did, some chinaman would have caught him live, cut him up for his organs and be cooking his toenails in a soup by now.

Also, granted my knowledge of DNA is limited to whatever I'm told on CSI but how exactly do you do a DNA test on a blob of plaster?

Contacts

Contact lens users please take note. Not to be an alarmist but 3 patients in Singapore have already had to undergo cornea transplants to save their vision.

Fries

A word to the wise for any veggies or health freaks regarding the Mcdonalds French Fries since it seems there are traces of wheat and dairy products in them. I can understand how some ppl may be alergic to these items and need to fully consider what they are eating.

My point is this, if you are like Nadia Sugich and you dont eat ANY animal products, what exactly are you doing in a Mcdonalds in the first place?


Incidently the French Fries are the most fattening thing on the menu (600+ cal per serving)

Whistling

I spent about 10seconds trying this out and all I ended up with is saliva on my fingers.

and not even in a good way.

SPB

Load this in the background and watch it over your lunch break.

It gets good at about 10mins when it turns into "Harold and Kumar" pt 2

Smoking

Interesting legislation which seems to be gaining popularity throughout the EU.

I dont see what the big deal is, smokers are a dying breed anyways.

Animals

You know I like animals as much as the next guy but I think this is taking it a bit too far.

I like the squirrel the best.

Valentines

For all of those of you who will be alone on Valentines' day, FEAR NOT!

You will be able to hold in your arms, that which you seek.

Wild

There is a quote I like to use by a Professor of Anthropology, I forget which one, that we are only as civilized as the last time something like this happens.

I find it amazing that no one has made better efforts to contact these people. Not to "save" them or to modernise them but rather as a way of understanding ourselves. There is the opportunity here of a virtual time machine, to look back 100,000years in time and discover how we were and who we are.

Then again, maybe not. I think the most depressing thing that we would learn from these living fossils is despite all our technology, how little we have changed from these warring tribes.

Fashion

And in a stunning display of non-conformity and avant-garde imagination, the latest collection from these ground breaking designers will feature clothes which are actually. . . *gasp* ........practical.

Dating

A quick plug for May Lee, who is running a speeddating service. She was quick to point out that it is NOT a matchmaking service (no I dont understand that either)

Her bf Adrian runs a community portal for Bangsar residents, and also has a forum for R/C toys.

Optimus

oh oh i WaNT OnE!

a 3-key keyboard with built in display. Yes I know it looks like reinventing the wheel but its useful...err...really....so you can er...mm...do stuff..... on the computer.

oh what the hell i want one coz im a GEEK!

O-zone

I cant believe that there are people that still havent heard the song or watched the fat kid video.

The song is by a Romanian group called O-zone and its called Dragostea Din Tei. I must have heard this song at least 10 times on Sunday night. Over here if you want the lyrics (both original and in English)

Gearheads

Another request. You can get all the Top Gear Episodes over on Google Video. My personal favorite guy is Hammond but I guess the appeal of the show is that the show is hosted by three guys who are obviously car geeks who love their job and love cars. Kind of an ultimate male fantasy I guess.

If I had to pick my favorite episode, it has to be this one. Clarksons driving instructor for the Nurburgring track tells him she is going to beat his best time while driving a Van. A regular, unmodified, Ford Transit. An amazing display of technique and skill over power and performance. Btw she is averaging about 130km/h

Requests

First off a couple of requests, a whopping one half of my loyal visitors (thats u chun) asked if I could find anything from Triumph the Insult Dog. This is the Bon Jovi one (which has a pretty good ending) but his best stuff still has to be the Star Wars heckling and the Michael Jackson Trial interviews.