Books

Another candidate for the 'they think of everything on the Internet' award. Bed Books.

Incidently, if any of you are having insomnia problems, the theory is to make sure that you only use your bed for sleeping. All other activities (eg reading, watching TV, err...others) should be done outside the bed. Then whenever you reach your bed your mind will automatically associate that action with sleep and begin to shutdown rather than keep itself alert for additional activities.

Ambergris

I usually ask the girl Im going out with NOT to wear perfume. It sounds like a strange request but I prefer the natural scent of a woman to any bottled scents. (No Sick thoughts here!)

Plus perfume makes me sneeze.

For the next woman I go out with, I will have extra ammo for my cause. Apart from the fact that perfume has cat urine in it, it also incorporates a very expensive substance called Ambergris. And its expensive because of its rarity, I mean how easily can you expect to come across whale puke?

Isuzu

I cant even remember the last time I saw an Isuzu car on the streets but if I had seen this commercial as a kid I could be driving one now.

button

if you dont giggle at least once, your probably insane.

thumbthing

I cant believe that they actually wrote up an FAQ for this

Rhythm

Well I guess its obvious from this site that I have no musical ability at all. You tap your keyboard in time with the song lyrics and its supposed to be able to guess the song for you.

Sand

Depending on how long you are prepared to invest in this game, this could be one of the coolest things you have ever seen on the internet. The closest that I can explain it is that it is an online zen garden.

The four streams falling down represent different elements. You can add different components which you select from the bottom part of the screen. I havent figured it out yet but the interesting bits happen when you mix the components to create new items.

yes i am a nerd

popNlock

Its nice that in this video, they tell you exactly how long the whole clip is. That way you will know exactly how much of your life you have wasted if you watch the thing to the end.

Clooney

Yeah I think celebrities dont take themselves seriously at all

Useful

One of the more useful sites that I have found while surfing the net. Its pretty good on the ego as well.

Needs sound.

Hangovers

Personally I think this is rubbish. When getting up after a long night of drinking, it takes me about 20mins just to drag myself out from underneath the pillow. How is it possible for me to injure myself in the first 3 minutes if I have spent that entire time hiding from sunlight cursing the light of day?

I have had a few scary, giddy moments on the potty though.

Cannibal

Got your attention didnt it?

Im sure you will remember this case from 4 years ago where the victim advertised himself on a cannibal website (yes there is a website for cannabilism) where in the first meeting they shared a part of the victim (guess which part) and in the second meeting, we was killed (consentually) and slowly consumed by Meiwes.

They are now going to re-try the guy as he only got 8 1/2 years from the earlier judgement since he was only convicted of a charge lesser than murder. Incidently he has not been tried for cannabilism since there is actually no law against it.

Idiot

Some deadbeat father gets stuck while playing hide and seek with his kids.

What sorta dad sets an example for his kids that the washing machine is an acceptable place for them to hide?

Booze

17.2 units of alchol PER DAY!. Now thats hardcore.

In other news, research has found that binge drinking is bad for you, and drinking 2000 calories a day can make you fat. Updates at 8pm

Magnets

Favoured by most of the guys who play golf thinking its going to improve their aches. Im shocked, SHOCKED I SAY, to find out that it really does nothing apart from making your wallet lighter by 70bucks (thats how much mine cost!)

On a side note, the industry is worth about a billion dollars a year which coincidently is as much as the 'salad in a bag' concept. So whats your excuse for not coming up with the next big thing?

Mannequin

I remember watching a movie by the same name when I was about 13 and I do remember they guy in the show doing exactly the same thing. And he woke up in the store window as well. So in actualy fact there is actually nothing wrong with his behaviour.

yeah right

Capitals

For Azril, (who knows the population of every country in the world) who always used to kick as in the Alphabet game. Remember? the one where you have a series of lists (eg capitals, countries, cars etc) someone comes up with a letter and you have to fill in the list and you dont get points if someone else has the same answer.

anyone?

Talent

I dont care what any of you think, this man is a musical genius. Its a pretty small size video file (so you may need to expand it) but he has basically attached horns of different notes to various parts of his body.

Excellent integration of showmanship, music and visual comedy.

18

Try out these tricks and let me know if any of them work. Personally they all look stupid to me but the ear scratch thing is interesting.

puters

oh im SO getting one of these if it does come out.

Best

Not sure If I have posted this video file before, its been around a fair bit. The story is that some choice contestants from German Idol were selected to peform during halftime at some Bundeslega game. My favorite is the guy in the white shirt with the glasses and the girl second from left.

12mb file.