MIdol

I was having dinner the other day and I saw a guy who looked like Paul Moss (It wasnt) and it got me thinking. I bet he cant go anywhere in public.

I mean I bet Simon Cowell get driven around in a limo and has an army of goons to protect him wherever he goes, but poor Paul. After taping he has to hop back into his kembara and drive himself to his apartment in Pandan Jaya and STAY THERE.

Cant go to the mamak coz the kutus will pound him. Cant buy DVD from the pasar malam, cant grab a beer in bangsar. He gets paid to be the mean guy on the panel and he probably has to pay for it as well.

Saya pun tau nyanyi punya!

Ukulele

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Be sure to watch it all the way through

Constantine

Oh I love stuff like this

a) coz he thinks he is so kewl
b) coz he is obviously stoned and drunk (there is your idol America!)
c) coz he totally bring it upon himself and has no idea what to do after it happens

Nigeria

What would you expect from the government of a country whos' (correction) third biggest industry is the Nigerian Email Scam

Kayu?

I have always found this strange, for a country which has the mandatory death penalty for anything over 25grams of opium.

You can walk into any Nasi Kandar or Banana Leaf stall and they openly use poppy seeds from which opium is extracted. And these poppy seeds can be purchased just like any other spice.

And anyone who think they the poppy seeds have no effect to the eating sensation has OBVIOUSLY never been to Kayu or Kanna.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4618361.stm

Fraud

Some useful tips so you wont have to cut up your credit card so often.

Oil

Basic summary is that its going to affect us, but no one knows how or when. Or maybe it wont. . . . .

SMS

oh if they go through with this patent, rush out and buy Samsung shares.

Cant think of anyone in the world who hasnt wished they had this feature at least once in their life.

Assault

This the first (and probably the last) time you will catch me defending Tom Cruise.

I still think he is a freak with the Scientology thing but Im amased at his response to the 'reporter'. Personally I would not have had his collected response and would have grabbed the bottle and squirted him back at the least!!!

Id like to see those comedians try that shit on Russel Crowe or Sean Penn. Now that would be entertainmen

Illusion

Took me about 45 secs.

I wonder how long it would take if i was sober

Coolness

Pimpin Ride! Think this will probably only appeal to guys tho

Bastards!

These guys totally deserve whats coming to them.

FYI The nigerian email scam is the second biggest industry in Nigeria after Oil.

Origins!

Just back from drinks and was having a discussion about entertainers and here are some interesing facts for you

Freddie Mercury (maybe the greatest voice out of GB) is Iranian

and he was a follower of probably the worlds oldest faith, Zoroastrianism


Rowan Atkinson is supposed to carry a screwdriver with him wherever he goes, having driven a tractor before a car. And yes he does own an Aston Martin DB (which he has already crashed)

oh and MJ may be not guilty, but he is definitely not innocent either.

pop

This is fun for about two seconds

Triumph the Insult Dog

Ive posted stuff by Triumph before but this one is hilarous. He goes to the Michael Jackson trial and roasts the supporters. Im suprised the guy dosent get beat up more.

Asthma

I am asthmatic and am on the roids and a few other things. Frankly, if this were my only option, I think I would prefer to stay asthmatic.

Other traditional remedies I have come across include swallowing a new born mouse (I know ppl who have), drinking soup made of crocodile meat ( also know ppl who have) and injesting meat from a black dog (what? there are no asthmatics in Korea??)

Radiohead - Creep

I remember seeing a magazine which rated this as the best British song. EVER.

Well I dunno about that but I have to say that I have never heard any other song like it. Have a listen to the acoustic(&live) version. Good use of flash as well although I do prefer the original.

Oh and yes, I do think Coldplay sucks and I cant belive I used to listen to Oasis music

Duh

This one will be my super-obvious post for the day


Tobacco Companies Designed Cigarettes "To Addict Women," According to New Study

Toys!

Im not too sure what these are but I want one.

Two if it requires batteries

Prick

Just in case any of you were worrying that you would not find enough controversy on this site, I ask you:

Who in the Hell (pun intended) would want to go to Heaven if it were full with PRICKS like him

Hello All

Welcome to my new blog. Expect more of the same.

To begin with, this would never work for me considering that Miss Stevenson once gave me a months worth of detention. Wonder how many pints that would translate to.